170 Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids and Adults in 2024

by Zia Skyes

Unlock laughter with the best knock-knock jokes of all time!

Knock-knock jokes have been a staple of humor for generations, delighting both kids and adults alike. Their simple setup and unexpected punchlines make them a timeless form of entertainment. Whether you’re looking to brighten someone’s day, break the ice, or just have a good laugh yourself, our extensive collection of knock-knock jokes is here to help. So, without further ado, let’s dive into the funniest knock-knock jokes of 2024!

The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes for Kids.

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abbot. Abbot who? Abbot time you opened the door!

2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!

3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, so open it!

4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today.

5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a hug if you open this door!

6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alectricity. BUZZ!

7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain later!

8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!

9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war.

10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alien. Alien who? Um, how many aliens do you know?

11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Hey, you can yodel!

12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Althea. Althea who? Althea later alligator!

13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice person.

14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? A man da fix your door!

15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? You’re not a shoe!

16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito. Look, right there!

17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Andrew. Andrew who? Andrew a picture!

18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anee. Anee who? Anee one you like!

19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do too!

20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?

21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie Tap. Annie Tap who? Better come in, then! The bathroom’s down the hall.

22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Let me in! Anita borrow something.

23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Archer. Archer who? Archer going to let me in?

25. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got!

26. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.

27. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?

28. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? Ash me another question!

29. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?

30. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
31. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes!

32. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bless. Bless who? But I didn’t sneeze!

33. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

34. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boyd. Boyd who? Boyd, am I hungry!

35. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in, it’s cold out here!

36. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice snack be eaten?

37. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy cow jump over the moon?

38. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out now?

39. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me get inside?

40. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep and vroom vroom!

41. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie my books for me, please!

42. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? Nah, I’m more into almonds.

43. Knock, knock. Who’s there? CD. CD who? CD person on your doorstep?

44. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to be invited over!

45. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cher. Cher who? Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

46. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire a path, I’m coming through!

47. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Colleen. Colleen who? Colleen up your room, it’s a mess!

48. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!

49. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says mooooo!

50. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

51. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep doing this?

52. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dish is a nice place!

53. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doggone. Doggone who? More like doggone where, and we’d better find him!

54. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?

55. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!

56. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning.

57. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!

58. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eugene. Eugene who? Eugene a great friend to me!

59. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo!

60. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides clothes, you pay for them!

61. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny more knock-knock jokes?

62. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

63. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Finn. Finn who? Finn-ish your joke before I laugh!

64. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Giraffe. Giraffe who? Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving.

65. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a burger, will you?

66. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?

67. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold outside!

68. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good. Hawaii you?

69. Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so here I am!

70. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, I’m home!

71. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get that for me, please!

72. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I miss you?

73. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a big hug?

74. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to sit outside in the cold while someone keeps asking, “Who’s there?”

75. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?

76. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!

77. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!

78. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you looking at me!

79. Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? Wait, you don’t know who you are?

80. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Imma. Imma who? Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!

Knock Knock Jokes With Names

81. Knock knock. Who’s There? Impatient cow. Impatient cow wh-? Mooooo!

82. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new toy!

83. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ira. Ira who? Ira member you!

84. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran here. I’m tired!

85. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working?

86. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

87. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.

88. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Izma. Izma who? Izma lunch ready yet?

89. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jalapeño. Jalapeño who? Am I getting jalapeño business?

90. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jules. Jules who? Jules you believe in magic?

91. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner.

92. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you tell by my voice?

93. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

94. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kirtch. Kirtch who? God bless you!

95. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!

96. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leash. Leash who? Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!

97. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lemon. Lemon who? Lemon introduce myself!

98. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me, when you’re not strong!

99. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

100. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peep hole and find out!

101. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!

102. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question.

103. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!

104. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help right now!

105. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money please.

106. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go hang out?

107. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel…that’s why I knocked.

108. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!

109. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you.

110. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

111. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otis. Otis who? Otis a nice day for a walk!

112. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know. I forgot.

113. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto be a law against bad jokes!

114. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls. Owls who? Yes, they do!

115. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas open the door!

116. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Penny. Penny who? Penny for your thoughts?

117. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police let me in, it’s chilly out!

118. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these jokes!

119. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding your shoes on is important if you want to come outside!

120. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quack. Quack who? Quack open the door, it’s me!

121. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quiche. Quiche who? Can I quiche you goodnight?

122. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!

123. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick-up!

124. Knock knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a text. Did you get it?

125. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you. Give me your money!

126. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ron. Ron who? Ron a little faster, there’s a dinosaur chasing me!

127. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rory. Rory who? Rory about it later, open up!

128. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!

129. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Saturn. Saturn who? I Saturn my phone or I would’ve called first!

130. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me!

131. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating!

132. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sheila. Sheila who? Sheila be coming around the mountain!

133. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your friend!

134. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shore. Shore who? Shore hope you like bad jokes!

135. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over.

136. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Some. Some who? Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!

137. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some BUNNY once told me the world is gonna roll me.

138. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

139. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W. H. O.

140. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

141. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? Sue much to do, so little time.

142. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tabby. Tabby who? Tabby or not tabby, that is the question!

143. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!

144. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck. Open up!

145. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you.

146. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tish. Tish who? Tish is a very bad joke!

147. Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? Actually, it’s to whom.

148. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!

149. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two-knee fish!

150. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running!

Knock Knock Jokes About Food

151. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are?

152. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle it take to get you to open the door?

153. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda hang out later?

154. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Warren. Warren who? Warren out your welcome yet?

155. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Watson. Watson who? Watson TV right now?

156. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weekend. Weekend who? Weekend do anything we want!

157. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you’re going?

158. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you plan to let me in?

159. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? You didn’t remember me!

160. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Winnie. Winnie who? Winnie the Pooh!

161. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know!

162. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Glad you’re excited, too!

163. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wren. Wren who? Wren will these terrible jokes ever end?!

164. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Yippee!

165. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yeti. Yeti who? Yeti another knock-knock joke!

166. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yoda. Yoda who? Yoda one I’ve been looking for!

167. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!

168. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yvette. Yvette who? Yvette is a doctor for animals.

169. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yvonne. Yvonne who? Yvonne so many jokes already!

170. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you think it was?

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Final Thoughts

Knock-knock jokes are a fantastic way to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Whether you’re sharing them with kids at a party, breaking the ice at a gathering, or just enjoying a chuckle by yourself, these jokes never go out of style. Keep this collection handy, and you’ll always be ready to brighten someone’s day!

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